>> president obama is so fat -- >> jimmy: he's as skinny as a rail, but -- >> president obama is so fat -- >> jimmy: all right, how fat is he? >> he is so fat they had to make the oval office round to fit him. >> jimmy: oh. >> see, in india, he is considered very, very fat. >> jimmy: oh, i see, okay, that makes sense. all right, well, thanks so much, guys. [ applause ] thank you. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: there you go. [ applause ] there was -- there was another very heated debate today. this had nothing to do with american politics but it was "american idol." "american idol" comes back in january, with new judges mariah carey and nicki minaj. they shot some of the audition yesterday and you see here, they getting along just great. >> think it's a joke in think it's a joke? say one more disrespectful thing to me, if you say one more disrespectful thing to me, off with your head. >> i'm not being disrespectful. >> off with your head. don't tell me i'm inadequate. you gonna get sent -- i don't feel inadequate. you're the inse secure one sitting up here. if you got a [ bleep ] problem